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hat
wif
bull.

One thousand pounds of horned muscle. One handmade pink hat. The math checks out.

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A black bull wearing a pink knit beanie
WIFBULL✺warm horns✺soft head✺hand-knit✺WIFBULL✺size: one bull✺machine wash cold✺color: blush✺WIFBULL✺WIFBULL✺warm horns✺soft head✺hand-knit✺WIFBULL✺size: one bull✺machine wash cold✺color: blush✺WIFBULL✺

He was cold.

Someone, somewhere, picked up two needles and a ball of pink yarn

and decided that wouldn't do.

Now he is warm.

Now he is famous.

Portrait of the bull in his beanie

Fig. 1 — subject, calm, fully knitted

Stoic.
Stylish.
Steaming.

He does not speak. He does not need to. The hat is the whole sentence.

temperament
warm
color story
obsidian + blush
posture
unbothered
horn length
sufficient
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How to
acquire
a bull.

  1. 01
    Open pump.fun
    the bull lives there for now.
  2. 02
    Search WIFBULL
    the one with the pink hat. obviously.
  3. 03
    Bring him home
    feed him hay. he does the rest.